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DeUcE
01-30-2010, 06:04 PM
Figured every once and a while a scenario should be posted to see just how important the XBOX really is.

The first one is of course to most obvious dilemma:

Losing the XBOX, or Losing a Testicle (or Ovaries, for the ladies)?

Sir Killalot
01-30-2010, 07:12 PM
Ok, losing one testicle, no problem, I would keep the the Xbox. Both of them are lost, I go with losing the Xbox.

BUT

If I was a girl, screw the ovaries, your only missing out on some screaming whining infant that craps everywhere, and it doesn't really effect your sex life,

Bigstack
01-30-2010, 09:18 PM
You only need 1 to reproduce so you have my answer

DeUcE
01-31-2010, 04:07 AM
I guess I'm really not that surprised.

DeUcE
01-31-2010, 08:00 PM
You guys use the XBOX a lot more anyway.

Sir Killalot
01-31-2010, 09:27 PM
We're on a Halo forum, nobody on here really has any chance at getting that :D

Vapour knuckles
02-06-2010, 11:30 PM
Umm, I'm rather lose my xbox, hell no I don't want to have a disfigured balls. The ladies wouldn't want to have sex with you if you have disfigured balls.

DeUcE
02-07-2010, 12:39 AM
Not many ladies want to have sex with a guy who frenquents the Xbox either.

w0mack
02-07-2010, 09:46 AM
I would lose my xbox...I would like to keep my balls...

GC DeMoNiC
02-07-2010, 11:59 AM
Man I will go lose my Johnson and my testicle (im sure my Girl wont be happy with that tho o.O)

DeUcE
02-07-2010, 12:14 PM
This is fascinating.

McCune
02-07-2010, 07:20 PM
an Xbox can be replaced by buying a new one but to get a new testicle requires surgery and needles... i hate needles

spacer
02-07-2010, 09:32 PM
Wimp, be a man! Needles don't scare manly men.

DeUcE
02-08-2010, 12:02 AM
Just ask MILK, he has a needle between his legs...

spacer
02-08-2010, 01:09 PM
Wait I thought that was you Deuce? Or maybe I didn't recognize the voices in that podcast...

DeUcE
02-17-2010, 10:37 AM
No dude, I had the giant nut. Listen to them again, its referenced in like half the podcasts.

marcbutlers
03-18-2010, 06:53 AM
Great thread! I would lose the X Box, have to fall back on the pc or ps3. Both would be painful and upsetting but my testicle just inches (pun intended) home!

Miz Mayhem
03-18-2010, 05:38 PM
lolllllllllllllll wow. :rolleyes: