HaloTech slogan?

[Miz Mayhem]

For the shirts for HaloGear, i will be needing a catch phrase to incorporate into the graphics. Do we currently have a slogan for halotech? if not, id like some creative submissions in this thread for what you think it should be. The top few should be pulled and made into a poll. sound good?

[DeUcE]

Sounds like a plan.

[Tactics]

HALOTECH
"Showing Katana's Insides ;)"

lol

[DeUcE]

HALOTECH

"Because the porn sites on your network were blocked..."

[Tactics]

+10 for yours.. I VOTE YOURS!!
:p very creative

[DeUcE]

Now now tactics, we need to give other people a chance. And i'll come up with something a little more respectful.

[Sir Killalot]

Got this off google. Thought it was pretty funny :)

“Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.”

I like deuces as well, its snappy.

[DeUcE]

Not sure if that really fits the site Killalot.

[Sir Killalot]

I know but it was the first thing google gave me and I thought it was amusing.

Halotech...better than your hand!

[DeUcE]

That one is pretty good.

[Miz Mayhem]

LOLL................................ yeah that one might not make it through, but i definitely think we're on the right track... maybe the same amount of innuendo but less obvious??

[DeUcE]

Slowly getting to that point.

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HaloTech:
- All your life are belonging to us!
- Adds +10% to your cool meter.
- We make it feel better then good.
- Press F5 for cookies.

[Miz Mayhem]

press f5 for cookies. lol. press x for sex... we're pressing a lot of buttons these days. keep the quotes coming.

[FAKE STEVEPERRY]

HALOTECH Ownage One Match at a Time

[Tactics]

lol, I like "press f5 for cookies", good thinking xD

[Sir Killalot]

Gamers>Hand

Addicting as LSD

Tons of family fun!

24-1...scrubs

[DeUcE]

HaloTech.org

Like A Boss

[Miz Mayhem]

so far i'm thinking the best two are... press f5 for cookies (but to those who don't know the site, it wont have any relevance, and won't promote halo/being awesome at halo), and Deuce's Halotech.org... Like a boss. who's with me on that??

LETS HEAR MOREEEEE.

[DeUcE]

MOAR is better

[Tactics]

HALOTECH
"Laying Bungie Team moms and stats since 2007"
"Pwnage at delivering stats"
"Home of Bungie Stats"
"Home of Cookies"
"controlling your right hand"
"the one adding the porn folder on your computer"




ATTENTION GOLFERS

1. Keep Your Back Straight, Knees Bent & Feet Shoulder-Width Apart.
2. Form a Loose Grip.
3. Keep Your Head Down.
4. Avoid a Quick Backswing.
5. Stay Out of the Water.
6. Try Not to Hit Anyone.
7. If You are Taking Too Long, Let Others Go Ahead of You.
8. Don't Stand Directly in Front of Others.
9. Quiet Please... While Others are Preparing.
10. Don't Take Extra Strokes.

WELL DONE! NOW FLUSH THE URINAL & GO PLAY GOLF.


"Live in your world. Play in ours"

"We are why mums are heroes"

"Our stats are better than yours"

"Putting the rest to shame"

[DeUcE]

"Our stats and sigs will make you come."

[Miz Mayhem]

Lollll.........

[DeUcE]

In my opinion thats the frontrunner.

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HaloTech: You may want to change your sheets/pants.

[DeUcE]

HaloTech.org

Keeping the Lotion Market Strong.

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Halotech: Chocolate syrup and Whipped cream optional.

[DeUcE]

Good Til the Last Drop

[Miz Mayhem]

i kinda like the chocolate syrup and whipped cream optional one... lol

[DeUcE]

It will be one of the poll choices.

[Sir Killalot]

Deuce, you have made this site awesome simply with that one slogan.


"Our stats and sigs will make you come."

holy shit dude

[DeUcE]

I do it for the people Killalot. People like you.

[Sir Killalot]

Miz, i think thats your winner right there.

[Miz Mayhem]

would parents approve of the distribution of these shirts? lol

[DeUcE]

I will personally handle any complaints coming from slogans based off of my suggestions.

[Tactics]

lol, firstly only the extremists would complain about a slogan as of what that states. If a parent complains, we can just simply redirect them to the English dictionary, as I'm sure they got confused with the word cum ;)

I also vote 4 that slogan, lol

[DeUcE]

We'll have to set up a poll once we get a couple choices.

[Miz Mayhem]

I think we have enough to choose from, top 3 anyone?

[DeUcE]

I'm a little disappointed MILK did not contribute.

[Miz Mayhem]

...As am i

[DeUcE]

If no one else has any ideas, lets get poll up.

[H34d SPacE]

HaloTech:
"Where stats compete"
"With our powers combined you will compete"
"Competition only works if you can see where you stack up"
"Bringing you stats in ways that would make even your mama proud"
"Well I had an idea,...then I saw HaloTech."
"IF ONLY I HAD A COOKIE,.. wait I'll press F5"
"There once was a time that you could only be in the top 10, now I know I'm 10234th!"
"This shirt lost its point when HaloTech put HaloCharts outta traffic"
"HaloTech > HaloCharts; in that the top (infinity symbol) > 10"
"My stats are > than yours"
"I just found out, I'm greater than you at almost everything. HaloTech told me so"
"Making bungie's stats compete in ways unimaginable before"

[DM613]

'm Surprised too, because despite the high pay, the site still paid from the last 10 months. BTW, this site also hosts many competitions and great promotions.